Catherine Murphy, an Independent TD (Teachta Dála; member of Dáil Éireann, the lower house of the Oireachtas) has her had comments about the relationship between billionaire Denis O’Brien and Ireland’s former state bank, Irish Bank Resolution Corporation (IRBC) censored… Read More ›
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Nerds Commit Biggest Financial Fraud In History In Lamest Way Possible
Barclays, Citigroup, J.P. Morgan and the Royal Bank of Scotland plead guilty on Wednesday to distorting foreign exchange markets in what the US Justice department has described as “the biggest financial scandal since the last one”. A fifth bank, UBS,… Read More ›
Ed Miliband’s Mother Brings Up How Well David’s Doing Over Lunch
Marion Kozak, human rights campaigner and mother of David and Ed Miliband, has made several casual comments about how well David is doing over lunch with Ed. “Davey’s organisation is doing such wonderful work in the Congo,” Ms Kozak opined… Read More ›
UN Defends Itself Against Accusations Of World Conspiracy By Pointing To ‘Long History Of Ineffectiveness’
The United Nations has hit back at Tony Abbott’s business adviser Maurice Newman’s claims that global warming is a UN-lead conspiracy to usher in a new world order, pointing out how their structural impotence prevents them from effecting any legitimate change. “The United… Read More ›
Britain Votes 2015: Miliband Holds Rally At Crematorium
The leader of her majesties most loyal opposition, Ed Miliband, will attempt to recreate the viral success of his unveiling of a cenotaph by holding a last ditch election rally at a crematorium in Surrey. On Sunday, Miliband posed gave… Read More ›
US Senate Defeats Climate Change Threat In 50-49 Vote
The world heaved a big sigh of relief after hearing the US Senate narrowly voted down a motion declaring climate change a real phenomena caused by humans. The 50-49 Senate vote that defeated the climate change threat has been widely welcomed in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence… Read More ›