Tony Willis tries to remain stone-faced, but his voice possesses a slight quiver when he talks. A resident of Kirkwood, Missouri, about 18 miles (29 kilometers) out of Ferguson, the events of the past couple of days have clearly had… Read More ›
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Putin Has No Plans To Retire, Ever.
President Vladimir Putin has revealed he will retire as leader of Russia when and if he ever decides to die. President Putin said if he does in fact decide to live forever, then he will most likely rule Russia for the… Read More ›
State Begs for Peace From Citizens, After Justifying Violence Against Citizens
The Governor of Missouri in the United States, Jay Nixon, has pleaded with the citizens of Ferguson, to exercise “peace and restraint” following a Grand Jury’s decision that police officer Darren Wilson was not himself required to exercise those values…. Read More ›
No One Comes Forward To Accuse Bill Cosby Of Rape Today
Bill Cosby, legendary comedian, 80’s sitcom hero and alleged rapist, has not been accused of rape by anyone new today. The beloved actor, who famously wore a multitude of sweaters and allegedly gave women pills to make it easier to… Read More ›
Missing Teen Feared To Have Joined ISIS Found Drinking On Oval
Admitting his alibi “seriously overshot the mark” a Sydney teenager has been grounded indefinitely after it was discovered he only told his parents he was in Syria so he could attend a friend’s birthday party. An international investigation involving the… Read More ›
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