Police have rushed to assure the public there was no need for panic after the discovery of explosive chemicals and weapons at the house of a 32-year-old Brisbane man, declaring they could confirm the arrested man “was not a Muslim”…. Read More ›
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Panic As David Cameron Accidently Brushes Against Commoner
Panic erupted among security for British Prime Minister David Cameron yesterday when the Conservative Party leader accidentally brushed against a commoner. The incident occurred after a major security lapse caused the PM to walk down a street that included an actual… Read More ›
Desperate Bombing Addict Convinced This Time They’ll Win The Middle East For Sure
A bombing addict is again carrying out air strikes in Iraq in a desperate bid to win a stable Middle East favourable to their interests, despite the fact their frequent wars on the country have all failed disastrously. “They are… Read More ›
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