The Governor of Missouri in the United States, Jay Nixon, has pleaded with the citizens of Ferguson, to exercise “peace and restraint” following a Grand Jury’s decision that police officer Darren Wilson was not himself required to exercise those values…. Read More ›
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No One Comes Forward To Accuse Bill Cosby Of Rape Today
Bill Cosby, legendary comedian, 80’s sitcom hero and alleged rapist, has not been accused of rape by anyone new today. The beloved actor, who famously wore a multitude of sweaters and allegedly gave women pills to make it easier to… Read More ›
Missing Teen Feared To Have Joined ISIS Found Drinking On Oval
Admitting his alibi “seriously overshot the mark” a Sydney teenager has been grounded indefinitely after it was discovered he only told his parents he was in Syria so he could attend a friend’s birthday party. An international investigation involving the… Read More ›
Prime Minister Unveils Plan For New Pacific Rim Jobs
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has revealed plans to erect a huge brick wall around the Pacific rim. The 200 metre high wall is part the government’s latest plan to stop the effects of climate change spreading to the South –… Read More ›
Russian President Vladimir Putin Gives Australia 3 stars
Russian President Vladimir Putin has submitted a review to popular travel site Tripadvisor.com following his recent sojourn to Brisbane, Australia for the G20 summit. Mr Putin rated the visit three stars and said he was surprised by how nice ordinary everyday… Read More ›