Kim Kardashian’s arse has come out in favour of yesterday’s joint US-China announcement of an emissions control deal. The deal has been widely heralded as an important first step for world-wide consensus on climate change. Kim Kardashian’s arse said it’s… Read More ›
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One More War Then We’ll Quit
On November 11, Remembrance Day, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced that Australia’s Special Forces well be entering Iraq, but “this is the last time, we swear.” Remembrance Day is a memorial day observed by Commonwealth Nations, to commemorate the… Read More ›
Relief After Man With Bombs Confirmed As White
Police have rushed to assure the public there was no need for panic after the discovery of explosive chemicals and weapons at the house of a 32-year-old Brisbane man, declaring they could confirm the arrested man “was not a Muslim”…. Read More ›
Panic As David Cameron Accidently Brushes Against Commoner
Panic erupted among security for British Prime Minister David Cameron yesterday when the Conservative Party leader accidentally brushed against a commoner. The incident occurred after a major security lapse caused the PM to walk down a street that included an actual… Read More ›
Desperate Bombing Addict Convinced This Time They’ll Win The Middle East For Sure
A bombing addict is again carrying out air strikes in Iraq in a desperate bid to win a stable Middle East favourable to their interests, despite the fact their frequent wars on the country have all failed disastrously. “They are… Read More ›