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Politicians Should Have Diplomatic Immunity Declares Barnaby Joyce

By theunozblog on 08/06/2022 • ( 0 )

Australia’s former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has written in an opinion piece in which he suggests that politicians, particularly opposition front benchers, should have diplomatic immunity, to help them get on with the job. “I, as a member of parliament… Read More ›
Abbott Tells Friends That He Would’ve Beaten The Indonesian President In A Bike Race

By theunozblog on 07/06/2022 • ( 0 )

Former Minister for Women (yep, really) Tony Abbott has been overheard telling friends in Manly how if he were still Prime Minister he would’ve soundly defeated Indonesian President Joko Widodo in a bike race. The boast came after the current… Read More ›
Barnaby Pissed To Miss Out On Home Affairs In Shadow Ministry

By theunozblog on 06/06/2022 • ( 0 )

Australia’s former deputy PM (yep,really) Barnaby Joyce has reacted angrily to being appointed shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs when he had his heart set on Home or Foreign Affairs. ”I don’t know what sort of game Dutto is playing at… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Dutton If He Wants Any Of His Curry Recipes

By theunozblog on 03/06/2022 • ( 0 )

Australia’s former Prime Minister (LOL) Scotty who was fired from marketing has taken a break from squatting at Kirribilli to reach out to new Opposition leader Peter Dutton to see if he wants any of his infamous curry recipes. ”Being… Read More ›
Press Disappointed After Albo Leaves Dutton Out Of His Cabinet

By theunozblog on 02/06/2022 • ( 0 )

Australia’s media pack has reacted angrily to news that new Prime Minister Anthony Albanese failed to find a spot in his cabinet for Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”This is just a ridiculous move by Albo,” said an anonymous Journalist. ”Lord… Read More ›
A Look Back At Eric Abetz’s Parliamentary Achievements

By theunozblog on 31/05/2022 • ( 2 )

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