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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit). ”I’ve had the same… Read More ›
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Trump Speculates That Putting Sugar Back In To Coke May Cure Autism
The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has speculated today that putting sugar back in to coke, instead of high fructose corn syrup, may in fact cure cases of autism. The President raised this point as part… Read More ›
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NRL Referee Fined $10,000 For Post Match Spray Criticising Every Mistake Made By Players
A rugby league referee has copped the maximum $10,000 fine after an angry outburst bagging every error made by the players during a semi finals match he officiated last weekend. “I’m doing my best out there trying to ensure every… Read More ›
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Sky News Calls For Sesame Street To Be Cancelled As The Character Ernie Is Clearly Mocking Trump
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken time out from celebrating the cancelation of Jimmy Kimmel to demand that children’s TV show, Sesame Street, be the next show on the chopping block as they feel the character Ernie, an… Read More ›
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Sky News Demands That The ABC Be Defunded After Their Reporter Dared Ask President Trump A Question
Low-rating cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that the Government defund the national broadcaster after one of their reporters dared to ask President Trump a question at a press conference. ”How dare these smarmy inner-city lefties dare to… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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