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• Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance

  By theunozblog on 27/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s deputy Prime Minister, Richard Marles (yep, him), has pulled off a successful trip to the United States after managing to negotiate a tariff exemption for Australian made couches, with US Vice President, JD Vance. ”JD loved the Australian made… Read More ›

• Barnaby To Put Up Private Member’s Bill To Overturn The Net Zero Bonk Ban

  By theunozblog on 26/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he will defy the Coalition and seek to introduce a private member’s bill that will repeal the net zero bonk ban. ”Australians have had a gutful of… Read More ›

• Sky News Calls For A Two State Solution To Solve The Problem Of Those Who Didn’t Vote For Albo

  By theunozblog on 25/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called for a two state solution to solve the problem of those who didn’t vote for the Albanese Government. ”This so-called Government does not have a mandate to speak for me,” said failed… Read More ›

• Netanyahu Shocked To Learn How Low Sky News’ Ratings Really Are, Blames Albo

  By theunozblog on 22/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, was shocked to learn that his appearance on Sharri Markson’s Sky News show was only watched by 10’s of people. The Israeli PM is blaming the low ratings on Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. ”It’s… Read More ›

• Sky News’ Sharri Markson Blames Low Ratings On Antisemitism

  By theunozblog on 21/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News Australia host, Sharri Markson, has blamed antisemitism for her show’s appallingly low ratings record. ”The Australian people are clearly antisemitic, I mean why else would they not be watching my show?” Asked the host. ”Every night I deliver… Read More ›

• Ted O’Brien Late To Work After Getting His Tie Caught In His Briefcase, Again

  By theunozblog on 20/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Shadow Treasurer (for now), Ted O’Brien, has arrived to work late today due to managing to get his tie caught in his briefcase, this is the third time this month that this has happened. ”They’re tricky things ties aren’t they?”… Read More ›

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