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• Coalition Backbenchers Busy Googling How To Polish A Turd

  By theunozblog on 04/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Coalition backbenchers despairing at the dreadful election loss delivered by their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, have spent the day googling how to polish a turd in anticipation of shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership. ”It was… Read More ›

• ABC Staff Offered Grief Counselling Should Dutton Lose The Election

  By theunozblog on 02/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  ABC management have sent out a memo to all staff with an offer for grief counselling to any staff who may need it, should the ABC’s favourite politician, Peter Dutton, lose this weekend’s federal election. ”The relationship between the ABC… Read More ›

• Angus Promises To Release The Coalition’s Costings As Soon As He Finds The Napkin He Wrote Them On

  By theunozblog on 01/05/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s replacement, err, shadow Treasurer, Angus Taylor, has promised the Nation that he will deliver the Coalition’s costings as soon as he finds the napkin that he wrote them on. ”People need a bit of patience, we will get… Read More ›

• “My Husband Is Not A Monster” Says Kirilly Dutton As She Throws A Sackful Of Offal Into His Cellar

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/04/2025 • ( 1 )

  

  The wife of Opposition leader Peter Dutton has denied that her husband is a monster who prowls the neighbourhood after dark feeding on small mammals, saying he is just a misunderstood knockabout bloke who loves making dad jokes with the… Read More ›

• Dutton Hoping Sky News’ 10’s Of Viewers Can Help Him Win The Election

  By theunozblog on 29/04/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has put his chances of winning the upcoming election in the hands of Sky News Australia’s 10’s of viewers. With Mr Dutton refusing to take any questions from journalists other than those who appear on… Read More ›

• ”I Thought They Were Asking the Price Of Easter Eggs,” Claims Despondent Dutton

  By theunozblog on 28/04/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that he assumed that Channel 7 were asking for the price of easter eggs, not everyday eggs, at last night’s leader’s debate. Mr Dutton guessed that eggs were $4, less than half… Read More ›

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