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• Aussie Singles Hope To Find Someone Who Loves Them With The Passion That Australia’s Media Loves Dutton

  By theunozblog on 21/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  A survey of Australian singles has found that a majority would like to find a partner that will love them with the passion that Australia’s media pack loves Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”It’s amazing how much they love Dutton, despite… Read More ›

• Dutton Refuses To Rule Out Blowing Clive’s Trumpet In Order To Form Minority Government

  By theunozblog on 20/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s next Prime Minister, according to the country’s press pack, Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out whether or not he will blow, billionaire Clive Palmer’s trumpet in order to form a minority Government. ”Clive is someone I admire deeply… Read More ›

• “Change Date Of Valentine’s Day” Demand Nation’s Undateables

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/02/2025 • ( 1 )

  

  Mark Latham has led a call for Valentine’s Day to be moved to the dead of winter saying the current summery date makes it a day of mourning for Australia’s fuglies. “Valentine’s Day is not a day of celebration for… Read More ›

• Robert Kennedy Jr Promises To Make Leeching Great Again

  By theunozblog on 14/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  America’s new chief of health, Robert Kennedy Jr, has promised to review the Nation’s health policies and make leeching great again. ”America is a great country, but, we’ve gone off the rails a little,” said Junior. ”We’re vaccinating this and… Read More ›

• Dutton To Mark The Anniversary Of The Apology To The Stolen Generation By Walking Out, Again

  By theunozblog on 13/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, will today mark the anniversary of Kevin Rudd’s apology to the stolen generation by reenacting his infamous walk out and boycott of the initial apology. ”I stand by my boycott of the initial apology and… Read More ›

• Trump Fumes After Being Knocked Back For A Tee Time At The Gulf Of America

  By theunozblog on 12/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  America’s co-President, Donald Trump, was irate after being told that he could not have a tee time at the newly renamed Gulf of America. Aides tried to tell the co-President that the Gulf wasn’t actually a golf course but co-President… Read More ›

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