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• Drunk Adulterer Rumoured To Join Racist Bigot As Early As Today

  By theunozblog on 27/11/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is rumoured to announce today that he will be joining Australia’s biggest racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, as a member of the One Notion party. ”I can’t confirm or deny anything, you… Read More ›

• Barnaby Tipped To Break Up Another Marriage

  By theunozblog on 26/11/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped this week to end his long-running marriage to the Nationals and slink off into the arms of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. ”I’m not going to confirm or deny anything,… Read More ›

• Australia’s Racist Aunty Pauline Hits The Christmas Sherry Early

  By theunozblog on 25/11/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and… Read More ›

• Billionaire With Daddy Issues Who Likes To Punch On In Public Takes Pot Shot At Multi-Election Winning Premier

  By theunozblog on 24/11/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Billionaire, James ‘Don’t Call Me Jamie’ Packer, has appeared on a podcast to have a sook and attack multi-election winning Premier, Dan Andrews, after the Premier dare asked lil’ Jamie’s company, Crown, to pay a bit of tax. ”It’s a… Read More ›

• Hastie Still Tossing Up Whether To Knife Sussan Now Or Have a Holiday First Then Bone Her Next Year

  By theunozblog on 21/11/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have… Read More ›

• Australia Set To Hit Net Zero After Managing To Use The Anger From Sky News To Power The Grid

  By theunozblog on 20/11/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early… Read More ›

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