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• Barnaby Joyce To Appear On ‘Who Do You Think You Are’ In An Effort To Track Down His Roots

  By theunozblog on 31/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is set to appear on the SBS show Who Do You Think You Are, in an effort to track down his roots. ”As you get older you tend to… Read More ›

• Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Music fans throughout the colony of New South Wales have gone into an absolute snit of complaint after the catchy ballad Bound For Botany Bay took out first place in the Triple J Hottest 100 for 1788 “I’ve never heard… Read More ›

• Gina Declares Jacinta Nampijinpa Price The Best Senator That Money Can Buy

  By theunozblog on 29/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, Gina Rinehart, has been heard telling colleagues that she views Coalition Senator, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, the best Senator that money can buy. ”Gina is a big fan of Jacinta and was so happy when her lap dog,… Read More ›

• Dutton Demands A Revamp Of The Maths Syllabus With More Emphasis On Division

  By theunozblog on 28/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has demanded a revamp of the Australian Maths syllabus to ensure that more emphasis is put on division. ”It is totally unacceptable that the average Australian kid leaves school knowing how to add and multiply but… Read More ›

• Bolt Happy That His Viewers, All 6 Of Them Turned Up To His Australia Day BBQ

  By theunozblog on 27/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating TV host Andrew Bolt has boasted of the turn out for his Australia Day BBQ, after all 6 of his viewers turned up. ”It was a great day full of vigorous discussion, a little merlot and a lot… Read More ›

• Man Who Walked Out On The Apology Demands Australians Celebrate Australia Day, Or Else

  By theunozblog on 24/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The man who walked out on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s apology to the stolen generation, Peter Dutton, has demanded that all Australians celebrate Australia Day with gusto, or else. ”I, and my good friends at News Corp have decided that… Read More ›

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