The (un)Australian

Recent Posts - page 31

• Coles Release Series Of Collectable Mini Choked Sea Animals

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Supermarket chain Coles has announced that following on from the success of its mini collectable grocery items it will be releasing a series of mini collectable sea creatures that have choked on discarded plastic shopping bags. “Shoppers will be able… Read More ›

• World On Edge As President Musk Takes A Sudden Interest In Poland

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  World leaders have been trying to stay calm whilst seemingly on edge, after it was reported that new American President, Elon Musk, has been seen to be showing a lot of interest in Poland lately. ”They say those that do… Read More ›

• Australia’s Worst People Set Their Alarms For 2am To Watch The Trump Inauguration Live

  By theunozblog on 21/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Alarm clocks and phones have been heard ringing around Toorak, Mosman and the Mornington Peninsula this morning as some of Australia’s worst people have gotten up early to watch the Presidential inauguration. ”What a great day for the World, President… Read More ›

• Barnaby Threatens To Blow Up The Coalition After Dutton Excludes Booze From His Long Lunch Write Off Plan

  By theunozblog on 20/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s plan to alleviate the cost of living crisis by allowing businesses to ‘write-off’ long lunches has caused chaos amongst the Coalition, after the decision was made to exclude booze from being written off. ”Bloody Dutton needs to get… Read More ›

• Sky News Anoints Peter Dutton As The White Man To Lead Australia

  By theunozblog on 16/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating news and opinion channel, Sky News Australia, has anointed alleged racist, Peter Dutton, as the white man to lead Australia. ”Enough of this Albanese chap,” said Sky News’ only reporter to be found guilty of breaching the racial… Read More ›

• Gen Beta Phrase: Goo Goo Gaga Dada Tipped To Be Named Oxford’s Word Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 15/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Though only January, Oxford dictionary has already decided that the Gen Beta phrase: ‘Goo Goo Gaga Dada’ will be their word of the year. The move follows last year’s decision to declare the Gen Alpha phrase ‘Brain rot’ the 2024… Read More ›

• ‹ Older Entries
• Newer Entries ›