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Lil’ Simon Benson Thanks Daddy Dutton For Dropping Him The Nuclear Deets

By theunozblog on 13/12/2024 • ( 0 )

The Opposition’s head cheer leader at The Australian, lil’ Simon Benson, has thanked his favourite person in the World, Daddy Dutton, for giving him the scoop on the Coalition’s alleged nuclear plan. ”I love you Daddy Dutton, you’re so much… Read More ›
Barnaby Promises To Only Wear Australian Flag Patterned Silk Boxers

By theunozblog on 12/12/2024 • ( 0 )

Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged his allegiance to his leader by swearing that from now on he will only wear Australian flag patterned silk boxers. ”I am a man that usually doesn’t… Read More ›
Australians Wonder What Culture War Dutton Will Dream Up Next To Distract From His Dud Nuclear Plan

By theunozblog on 11/12/2024 • ( 0 )

Australians have woken up this morning (pun not intended), wondering what culture war they will have inflicted upon them today by Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, in an effort to distract the Nation from his dud nuclear plan. ”Has he done… Read More ›
A Look Back At Paul Fletcher’s Political Achievements

By theunozblog on 10/12/2024 • ( 0 )

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Sky News Celebrates Record Breaking Year, With Over 50 People Tuning In To The Station

By theunozblog on 10/12/2024 • ( 0 )

Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has popped the champagne corks to celebrate their record breaking year, with news dropping that over 50 people had tuned in to watch the station. ”What a year it has been for Sky News,… Read More ›
Dutton Says He’ll Release His Nuclear Policy The Minute Gina Dictates It To Him

By theunozblog on 09/12/2024 • ( 0 )

Australian Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has angrily snarled at reporters that he will release the details of his nuclear plan the minute that his ”mentor” Gina Rinehart dictates it to him. ”The press in this country need to… Read More ›