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• QLD LNP Promises To Desex The Cast Of Bluey

  By theunozblog on 10/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Queensland Liberal/National Party (LNP) have today announced plans to desex the cast of popular TV show Bluey, should they win the upcoming election. ”I’m sure the people of Queensland will agree that it is time to take back the… Read More ›

• Radio Listeners Stunned To Learn That John Laws Is In Fact Still Alive

  By theunozblog on 09/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Shock jock, John Laws, has stunned the Nation by announcing his retirement from radio. It was not the news of his retirement that stunned the Nation but rather news that Mr Laws was in fact still alive. “I thought he… Read More ›

• Only Cask Wine From The Goon Region Allowed to Be Called Goon

  By theunozblog on 04/10/2024 • ( 1 )

  

  Winemakers from the Goon region of South Australia are today celebrating after international trademark laws were changed to allow only cask wine from the region to be labelled as “Goon”. “If you want to release a “Goon” style cask wine… Read More ›

• Barnaby Asks Albo To Investigate The Shrinkflation He Gets When Swimming

  By theunozblog on 03/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called on the Government to look into the issue of shrinkflation. Namely the shrinkflation he gets whilst swimming. ”Albo’s keen to get out their and tackle shrinkflation, fair… Read More ›

• Dutton Demands All ABC Reporters Hand Over Their Lunch Money

  By theunozblog on 02/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, fresh off verbally abusing an ABC reporter after they dared ask him a question, has demanded that all ABC staff hand over their lunch money to their peers (sic) at Sky News Australia. ”These ABC journalists… Read More ›

• Dutton Promises To Make Peta Credlin Governor General When He’s PM

  By theunozblog on 01/10/2024 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s de facto Prime Minister, according to the ABC and News Corp, Peter Dutton, has today issued an edict that when he becomes official PM he will anoint low-rating Sky News Australia host, Peta Credlin, Governor General of Australia. ”Peta… Read More ›

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