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• Dutton Makes An Emergency Dash To Paris As Gina Needs Her Shoes Cleaned

  By theunozblog on 09/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader and part-time member for Dixon, Peter Dutton, has made an emergency dash to Paris after mining magnate, Gina Rinehart, complained that her shoes need cleaning. ”Gina is such an important person and I pledge that any Government I… Read More ›

• Nation Stunned That An Australian Olympic Hockey Player Could Afford Cocaine

  By theunozblog on 08/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia has reacted strongly to news overnight that an Olympic hockey player has been caught trying to purchase cocaine. With the majority of people stunned to learn that the athlete could actually afford the cocaine. ”Mate, aren’t these guys always… Read More ›

• NSW Govt Tells Workers To Get Back To The Office Or Your Local Pokies Den

  By theunozblog on 07/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Government has today realised that they won’t be facing an election anytime soon, so they’ve got on their soapbox and demanded that the State’s public servants return to working in the office or their local pokies den. ”We’ve… Read More ›

• National Party Demands The Return Of Leaded Petrol

  By theunozblog on 06/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition’s junior member, the National party, have come out today demanding that the Albanese Government bring back leaded petrol. ”What sort of weak minded individual is Albo that he has a problem with lead?” Asked the National’s chief agitator… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells Organisers Of The Garma Festival He Can’t Make It As He’s Busy Washing His Hair

  By theunozblog on 05/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has sent a letter to organisers of the Garma festival that he will not be attending this year as he needs to stay at home and wash his hair. ”As Opposition leader you are kept very… Read More ›

• Coalition Will Release Their Policy On Women The Minute Linda Reynolds Has Successfully Sued Brittany Higgins Into Bankruptcy

  By theunozblog on 02/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition has announced today that they will soon be releasing their policies for the next election with regards to women. They explained that the minute that Linda Reynolds’ law suit against rape victim Brittany Higgins concludes then they will… Read More ›

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