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Labor Accelerates Backstabbing Program After Realising It May Win Next Election
The Labor Party has had to dramatically reschedule its backstabbing program after being caught unawares by the recent Coalition leadership crisis. “We thought we had two or three terms in the political wilderness after the last election and hadn’t made… Read More ›
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Man Believes His Constant Ukulele Playing Is ‘Fun And Quirky’
Pete McLeod, a 26-year-old Sydney University sociology tutor, truly believes his constant playing of his ukulele at any conceivable opportunity is all part of his “fun, quirky charm”, friends say. “Yeah, given any excuse, Pete will pull out his ukulele and… Read More ›
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Wentworth Residents Hold Vigil For Malcolm
Residents of Malcolm Turnbull’s Wentworth electorate are in their seventh night of a staged protest outside the Prime Ministers residence, Kiribilli House. The candle-light vigil has been running every night for nearly a week in Sydney’s Northern suburbs, since the… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Gives 50 Shades Of Grey 4 ½ Stars
Controversial Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi has penned a lengthy and overwhelmingly positive review of Sam Taylor-Johnson’s blockbuster 50 Shades of Grey. In a 1200 word critique posted on Rotten Tomatoes, the South Australian politician praised the film for its realistic… Read More ›
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Government Demands Human Rights Commissioner Resign For Failing To Stop Government’s Human Rights Abuses
The Abbott government had requested that the President of the Human Rights Commission, Gillian Triggs, step down from her position two weeks before the release of a report on the treatment of children in immigration detention, citing her failure to… Read More ›
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Harper Lee’s New Novel To Be “Twilight” Fan Fiction
The author of the classic “To Kill A Mockingbird”, Harper Lee, has shocked fans by admitting that her upcoming novel will be a work of fan fiction based on characters from the popular vampire fiction franchise “Twilight”. “I know people were hoping… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025