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• David Hicks Named New Tourism Ambassador For Kabul

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/02/2015

  

  Former Guantanamo bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has today been named the new tourism ambassador for Afghanistan’s capital city Kabul. The announcement was made after Hicks fronted a press conference following the quashing of his conviction for involvement… Read More ›

• Philip Ruddock Sends Tony Abbott Shipment Of Nanna’s Berries

  By theunozblog on 19/02/2015

  

  Rumours of bad blood between Prime Minister Tony Abbott and the Father of the House Philip Ruddock following Mr Ruddock’s resignation as chief government whip have been all but dispelled after the Member for Berowra sent Mr Abbott a sizeable quantity of… Read More ›

• “No Such Thing As Truth” Says First Year Philosophy Student

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/02/2015 • ( 1 )

  

  Turning our view of the universe upside down, Cassie Driver, a first year Philosophy student at the University of Melbourne, has revealed that there’s “no such thing as truth” to The (un)Australian in a world exclusive. In a shocking revelation,… Read More ›

• Australia To Punish Indonesia By Sending More Footy Teams to Bali

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/02/2015

  

  The Australian government has today warned Indonesian in the event of the execution of two of the members of the Bali 9, it would consider punishing Indonesia by sending more football teams to Bali on end-of-season footy trips. Bali has… Read More ›

• Barry O’Farrell Can’t Recall Anything After Accepting A Drink From A Young Lib At A Uni Party

  By theunozblog on 19/02/2015

  

  The faltering memory of former NSW premier Barry O’Farrell has again made headlines after he confessed he could not remember anything at all since a university party back in the late 1970s when a Young Liberal offered him a drink. The famously forgetful O’Farrell resigned… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott To Send Malcolm Turnbull To Mars

  By theunozblog on 18/02/2015

  

  Prime Minister Tony Abbott has secretly entered Communcations Minister Malcolm Turnbull into the final shortlist of 100 people to go on the first manned mission to Mars. Insiders say that Mr Turnbull wasn’t consulted. “That’s not exactly true,” the prime minister… Read More ›

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