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• Drugs Bust Finally Turns Journeyman Footy Player Into Star

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/02/2015

  

  After an 11-year career consisting mostly of NSW Cup appearances and three games in first grade off the interchange bench, mediocre rugby league player Mitchell Jackson has at last seen himself described as a “star” in the newspaper after being… Read More ›

• Hot Rich White People Gather For Annual Conference

  By theunozblog on 23/02/2015

  

  The hottest richest white people on the planet are gathering in Hollywood this morning to congratulate themselves on another year of showing the rest of the world how accurate Karl Marx’s predictions were. The annual conference is held in downtown… Read More ›

• Exclusive: Abbott’s Original Terror Draft Leaked

  By theunozblog on 23/02/2015

  

  With Prime Minister Tony Abbott addressing Parliament to announce a new ‘security crackdown’ focussing on immigration, citizenship status and access to welfare to combat terrorism, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal the contents of of Mr Abbott’s unedited proposals. Despite several opportunities for… Read More ›

• Director Michael Bay To Cast Metadata In New Transformers Movie

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/02/2015

  

  Director Michael Bay, of Transformers, Bad Boys and Bad films fame has today announced he has struck a deal with the Australian Government to cast Metadata in his new Transformers film. An excited Bay told The (un)Australian, “I am ecstatic… Read More ›

• Greyhound Buses Deny Claims Of Live Baiting

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/02/2015

  

  Popular Bus and Coach company Greyhound Australia has strongly denied allegations that they “live baited” their buses in order to increase performance following a report earlier this week from ABC current affairs program 4 Corners. The (un)Australian reached out to the Greyhound… Read More ›

• Australian Census To Be Replaced By Family Feud

  By theunozblog on 20/02/2015

  

  The Prime Minister has announced that the Australian Census will be replaced by episodes of Family Feud.  ‘I have two words for you,’ said Mr. Abbott rearranging deck chairs. ‘Survey Says!’ The Prime Minister has stated that the 104 year… Read More ›

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