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Andrew Bolt Claims Peta Credlin’s Marriage A Leftist Conspiracy
Australia’s self professed most-read blogger and bias expert, Andrew Bolt has today spoken of the marriage between the Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff Peta Credlin and her husband, federal Liberal Party director Brian Loughane, condemning it as a leftist conspiracy to bring… Read More ›
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Oscar Winners Who Abuse Their Moment In The Sun To Be Fired Into Actual Sun
US space agency NASA has entered into an agreement with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to install a rocket onstage at next year’s Academy Awards so that winners who use their 45 seconds of attention to do anything other… Read More ›
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Australian Government Lists Roy Morgan Research As A Terror Group
The Australian government has today listed Roy Morgan Research and a number of other polling agencies as terror organisations. The government warning citizens not to access their polls as they promote divisiveness and fear, particularly among government backbenchers. A government… Read More ›
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Abbott Calls On CSIRO To Build A Time Machine So He Can Take Out Hitler
Volunteer fire fighter, avid bathing suit-wearer and Minister for Women Tony Abbott has today called upon the country’s top scientific bureau the CSIRO to look into building a time machine that would enable Abbott to send Australian troops back in… Read More ›
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Craig Emerson Makes Guest Appearance On Glee
The former Minister for Trade and President for Life of the parliamentary cross party musical theatre society Dr Craig Emerson has made a surprise cameo appearance in the Ryan Murphy comedy drama Glee as “the Minister for Music.” Dr Emerson… Read More ›
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Nanna’s Removes Packets of Frozen Used Syringes From Supermarkets After Hepatitis Scare
Dessert maker Nanna’s has confirmed that packets of its popular treat Frozen Used Syringes have been recalled after some batches may have been infected with Hepatitis A germs. “We are urging consumers are to return any packets of our Frozen… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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