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Teenager Right To Shout ‘I Wish I’d Never Been Born’, Climate Scientists Say
Anna Cleveland, a 16-year-old high school student from Manly on Sydney’s north shore, was entirely correct to shout “I wish I had never been born!” at her parents before storming into her bedroom and slamming the door, climate scientists said today…. Read More ›
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Dominic Strauss-Kahn: ‘I Can’t Have Paid For Sex, I’m A Rapist’
Former IMF chief and one time French presidential candidate, Dominic Strauss-Kahn, has vigourously denied charges of procuring prostitution, pointing to his long history of being accused of rape. “Procuring prostitution involves the step of obtaining consent through money. That is… Read More ›
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Pile Of Dog Crap Mistaken For Kyle Sandilands
A pile of dog crap sitting on a busy foot path in the inner-city Sydney suburb of Newtown has been mistaken for radio personality and lie detector enthusiast Kyle Sandilands by an enthusiastic fan. The fan told The (un)Australian of… Read More ›
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Glenn Mcgrath Detained Under New Terror Laws Over Alleged Links To ISIS
Former international cricketer Glenn McGrath was arrested yesterday after the introduction of a raft of new stringent anti-terrorism measures announced by Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Last week, photographs emerged of Mr McGrath posing with firearms, an action which, according to… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Marries Gillian Triggs
In a show of support for the much dejected and harassed President of the Australian Human Rights and Equality Opportunity Commission, Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has gone ahead and married Professor Gillian Triggs. “I’ve always admired Gillian greatly,” said the minister… Read More ›
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Gold Coast Titans To Be Rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’
The NRL has today announced that the scandal ridden Gold Coast Titans will be rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’ the new name will also incorporate a lucrative sponsorship deal with a rising Mexican drug cartel the Headless Chickens. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
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Arts ›
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State ›
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
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