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Senate Votes To Shake Head And ‘Tut Tut’ Senator Brandis
A motion to express the Senate’s displeasure with the Attorney-General George Brandis’s treatment of Human Rights Commission president Gillian Triggs using head movements has passed the Senate 35-32. The motion was brought to the Senate floor by Labor Senator Penny… Read More ›
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Jacqui Lambie Flattered By Offer Of Head From ISIS
Tasmanian Senator and passionate scarf advocate Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un)Australian that she is flattered by the offer of head from Tony Abbott’s favourite death cult ISIS, however she will turn the offer down. Senator Lambie opened up… Read More ›
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Mormon Man Caught In Love Hexagon
A Mormon man has been exposed as living two separate lives after his three wives from one family found out about two more women he was in a polygamous relationship with on the other side of town. Roger Dalwood’s life… Read More ›
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LibSpill: Vote For Bishop ‘ Will Offset Lack Of Women Everywhere’
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has remerged this week as a serious challenge to the Prime Minister after secret polling suggested she could single-handedly solve the Liberal Party’s ‘woman problem’. Liberal backbenchers have told the (Un)Australian Ms Bishop now had the… Read More ›
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Putin To Mrs Nemtsov: “We Won’t Rest Until We Frame Someone For Your Son’s Murder”
The mother of murdered Russian opposition politician, Boris Nemtsov, has received a letter from President Vladimir Putin promising that the Russian justice system won’t rest until someone has been framed for her son’s murder. “The great nation of Russia mourns… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025
