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• Liberal Party Has 68 Members Jostling For Leadership

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/03/2015

  

  In a stunning turnaround, the Liberal Party now have 68 members putting their hand up for the leadership position. It is in stark contrast to last month’s spill motion against Tony Abbott, where nobody else contested the top job. Rumours… Read More ›

• Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/03/2015

  

  Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›

• Ruddock Really Removed To Reduce Unsettling Ghost Sightings Around Parliament

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2015

  

  It has been revealed that Philip Ruddock’s removal from the office of Chief Government Whip after the failed LNP leadership spill had nothing to do with his performance in that position, but was due to disruption caused by his ghostly presence around… Read More ›

• Palmer Blames Murdoch For Death Of His Dinosaur In Emotional Outburst

  By theunozblog on 03/03/2015

  

  An emotional Clive Palmer has blamed Rupert Murdoch for the fire that consumed his giant animatronic dinosaur Jeff at his Coolum Resort on the Gold Coast in the early hours of the morning. “He’s killed Jeff!” a choked-up billionaire coal magnate,… Read More ›

• Electorate Imagines Abbott’s Death, Polls Improve

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/03/2015

  

  The Australian electorate collectively woke this morning from the loveliest dream in which Tony Abbott was no longer Prime Minister. The imagined cause of this much coveted outcome varied, some envisioned a triumphant Turnbull at the conclusion of a spill,… Read More ›

• Australians Relieved: Chinese Slaves Make iPhones Not Just Hepatitis

  By theunozblog on 03/03/2015

  

  Australians have expressed relief after it was revealed on ABC’s Four Corners program last night that Chinese slaves not only make hepatitis, but iPhones as well. ‘It’s good news,’ said Cynthia Hawkins of Box Hill, an owner of all things Apple…. Read More ›

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