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• Grizzly Bears Refused Entry At Bear Bar

  By theunozblog on 06/03/2015

  

  A group of grizzly bears visiting from Canada became enraged when they were turned away from the new Bear Bar on Oxford Street in Sydney. The Bear Bar is a pop-up bar set up as part of the Sydney Mardi… Read More ›

• Internet Goes Viral

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/03/2015

  

  In a shock turn of events this week, a panel of internationally renowned medical experts have declared to that the internet has “gone viral”. The announcement was made at a press conference by Médecins Sans Routeurs (Doctors Without Routers). The… Read More ›

• George Brandis Amazed At Sudden Popularity

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/03/2015

  

  Attorney-General and book shelf aficionado George Brandis opened up his email account today and was greeted with 48,598 unread emails. The sudden influx of emails combined with the government’s rise in the opinion polls has Brandis bursting with pride over his… Read More ›

• Andrew Daddo’s ‘Spirit Guide’ Favourite To Win I’m A Celebrity

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/03/2015

  

  TV personality Andrew Daddo has been voted off the reality show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. However his “spirit guide” is now favourite to win. The spirit guide became known after Andrew Daddo would walk down to… Read More ›

• Howard Released After Heart Scare After Tests Confirm He Still Hasn’t Got One

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2015

  

  Former Australian prime minister and world-renowned eyebrow groomer John Howard was released from hospital on Saturday after suffering a heart scare. Doctors released Mr Howard after tests confirmed the longest-serving PM since his conservative hero Robert Menzies still didn’t have one. The… Read More ›

• Abbott Announces 300 More Troops For Iraq, 900 To Fight Hitler

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/03/2015

  

  Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced Australia’s “next phase” in international military intervention by committing 300 troops to Iraq and 900 to 1944-era Germany. In an announcement held on Tuesday, the Prime Minister reaffirmed Australia’s commitment to the destruction of… Read More ›

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