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Stupid People Not Responding To Being Called Stupid
There are concerns that a widespread community campaign to cure stupid people by calling them stupid is not working. “We’ve seen a marked rise in stupidity in recent years,” said Professor Julia Wyse, an expert in stupidity. “Despite an enhanced… Read More ›
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Increasing Storms In Teacups Not A Result of Climate Change
The government have been making more and more frequent references to extreme weather events localised to delicate crockery. These so-called storms in teacups are, according to the government, in no way related to climate change which totally doesn’t exist. Environment… Read More ›
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Fred Nile Named International Hater Of The Year
The International Society for Hate and Intolerance (ISFHAI), based in Dubai has today announced that Australian politician, minister and attention seeker Fred Nile has been awarded the title of International Hater of the Year for 2015, narrowly tipping out last… Read More ›
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New Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer Shows More Things Smashing, Exploding
The rise of the Marvel Movie franchise under the management of the most cynical entertainment producing force in history, Disney, has continued to create an avalanche of hype over the next Avengers film by releasing yet another smashing and explosion… Read More ›
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MCG Lowers Food Prices Thanks To New Sponsorship Deal With Nanna’s
The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) has taken the unprecedented step of lowering the cost of purchasing food and drink at the venue ahead of the launch of this year’s AFL Season, following a new sponsorship deal with Nanna’s berries. The… Read More ›
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Government Introduces Two Tiered ‘Priority’ And ‘Metadata’ Stamps
In a move that is sure to shock your parents, the Cabinet has approved Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s proposal to increase the cost of stamps from 70c to $1. A stamp, for those born after 1991, is a little sticky… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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