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• Angus Assures Australia That He’ll Make A Great Treasurer As He Has All His Fingers And Toes To Count With

  By theunozblog on 14/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer (yep, he’s the best they could manage), Angus Taylor, has moved to assure the Nation that he’ll make a great Treasurer, as he has all his fingers and toes to count with. ”Australian’s need to rest… Read More ›

• Disappearing Dutton Reminds Journalists That He Doesn’t Work Weekends

  By theunozblog on 13/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, Peter ”Disappearing” Dutton, has sent out an angry missive to journalists reminding them that he does not work weekends. ”Yeah the bloody journo’s need to learn that Pete doesn’t do weekends, or questions,” said a Liberal Party… Read More ›

• Dutton Furious That Cumberland Council Stole His Election Ban/Plan

  By theunozblog on 09/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has spent the day seething after learning that Cumberland city council had stolen his idea to start banning LGBTQIA+ based books in the local library. ”Peter is not a happy man at the… Read More ›

• ScoMo Stuns The MET Gala By Appearing Dressed As A Lump Of Coal

  By theunozblog on 08/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister turned book salesman, Scott Morrison, has stunned attendees at the MET Gala by turning up dressed as a lump of coal. ”When on the World stage I do like to make a splash,” said the former… Read More ›

• ScoMo Sets Up A Card Table Outside Engadine Maccas To Flog A Few Books

  By theunozblog on 07/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been spotted setting up a card table outside his favourite date night venue, Engadine Maccas, in an effort to sell more copies of his recently released book. ”They say the early bird… Read More ›

• Tradies Will Be Allowed To Take Uni Students Lunch Money Under A Dutton Government

  By theunozblog on 06/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader and self-described friend of the worker, Peter Dutton, has declared that any Government that he leads will allow the Nation’s Tradies to be able to bully Uni students out of their lunch money. ”What sort of World do… Read More ›

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