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• Alan Jones Hoping To Kickstart A New Race Riot

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/01/2015

  

  Conservative commentator and star of ABC TV’s Media Watch program, Alan Jones has today launched a Kickstarter campaign in the hopes of launching another race riot, like the one he successfully held in Cronulla a few years ago. Mr Jones… Read More ›

• Russell Crowe To Be Named Australian Ambassador For Women

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/01/2015

  

  A federal government spokesperson has told The (un)Australian that the government was likely to name actor Russell Crowe as an Ambassador for Women reporting directly to the Minister for Women Tony Abbott. The spokesperson added: “We all know the government and especially the PM… Read More ›

• Sen. Leyonhjelm: ‘Street Violence Only Solution To Sydney’s Siege Epidemic’

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/01/2015

  

  Crossbench Senator David Leyonhjelm has called for a “wild west, Texas style” approach to gun ownership, not unlike the way Lone Star Steakhouse approaches its steaks and cheese fries. Calling for greater access to guns, Leyonhjelm believes an armed citizenry would… Read More ›

• Babadook Infestation Makes Abbott Regret Not Appointing A Science Minister.

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/01/2015

  

  Prime Minister Abbott is convinced that Kirribilli House has become home to Babadooks after accidentally watching a horror film about the supernatural creatures while sleeping over at a friend’s place. “If we had a science minister, he could science something up to… Read More ›

• Mark Latham Questioned Over Michael Ibrahim Assault

  By theunozblog on 07/01/2015

  

  Former Opposition leader and renown feminist Mark Latham has been questioned by NSW police over Monday night’s assault of convicted killer Michael Ibrahim. Michael Ibrahim was taken to St Vincent’s Hospital after sustaining a firearm wound to his shoulder while… Read More ›

• Apple Industry Appalled At The ABC’s Bias

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/01/2015

  

  The Australian apple industry has today condemned the national broadcaster the ABC over what they say is a deliberate and calculated bias against apple’s in favour of trendy leftist bananas. A spokesperson for the industry told the (un) Australian, “These… Read More ›

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