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• Kevin Rudd Photographed with Alex from Target

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  

    Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has been photographed with internet celebrity colloquially known as “Alex From Target.” Mr Rudd, who yesterday attended the funeral of former Labor Prime Minister Gough Whitlam was travelling back to Cambridge Massachusetts where he… Read More ›

• Whincup’s Bathurst Holden finally euthanised

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  While the Ford champagne corks were popping during Chaz Mostert’s thrilling Bathurst 500 win last October, a terrible tragedy quietly took place in the Red Bull Racing team stables. Against the advice of the trainer and team vets, Jamie Whincup thrashed the Holden… Read More ›

• George Brandis Arrives in Bankstown, Declares Terra Nullius

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  The Western Sydney suburb of Bankstown was yesterday declared to be Terra  Nullius following its discovery by Attorney General George Brandis on Monday.  Minister Brandis QC, who is also a Senator, found that there was no evidence of a pre-existing… Read More ›

• Anti-Halloween Man Laments Lack Of Trick Or Treaters To Lecture

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  Matthew Bridge, a 33-year-old man from Marrickville, Sydney, was well-prepared for any local kids out trick-or treating on Friday evening, but was gravely disappointment at being denied the chance to deliver a lecture on “the insidious growth of American cultural… Read More ›

• Panic As David Cameron Accidently Brushes Against Commoner

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  Panic erupted among security for British Prime Minister David Cameron yesterday when the Conservative Party leader accidentally brushed against a commoner. The incident occurred after a major security lapse caused the PM to walk down a street that included an actual… Read More ›

• Abbott To Shirtfront Comets After Early-Warning System Closed By Cuts

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/11/2014 • ( 0 )

  Australians need not worry about the threat of a comet hitting Earth, Prime Minister Tony Abbott told The (Un)Australian, because he was prepared to “shirtfront” any rock from outer space that “sought to illegally cross our borders”. The comment came… Read More ›

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