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• Dutton Tipped To Announce Homer Simpson As New Nuclear Advisor

  By theunozblog on 04/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader (yep,really), Peter Dutton, is tipped to announce this week that fictional character Homer Simpson will be his new nuclear advisor in the run up to the next election. ”Homer Simpson brings a lot to the table,” said… Read More ›

• ”What Do You Mean School Holidays Is Still 2 Week’s Off!” Scream Nation’s Teachers

  By theunozblog on 03/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian school teachers have let out a collective scream, upon the realisation that the World’s longest term still has a week and a half to go. ”Oh, dear God please end this term,” cried Launceston Primary school teacher Mary Chalk…. Read More ›

• Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Name Bruce Lehrmann Their Person Of The Decade

  By theunozblog on 02/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s defamation lawyers have today put out a press release naming Channel 7’s second favourite son, Bruce Lehrmann, their person of the decade. ”Up until recently we thought that Ben Roberts-Smith was the goose that laid the golden egg,” said… Read More ›

• Joyce Calls For A Royal Commission Into Why Channel 7 Didn’t Shout Him A Rub N’ Tug

  By theunozblog on 25/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Government launch a Royal Commission into why Channel 7 shouted alleged rapist, Bruce Lehrmann a rub n’ tug and not him. ”What sort of World do we… Read More ›

• Peter Who? Answers Tas Liberals When Asked Where Peter Dutton’s Been This Election Campaign

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  On the penultimate day of polling before Saturday’s election, a Liberal candidate, whom we cannot name or show due to the risk of being censored by the Tasmanian electoral commission, has answered Peter who? When asked where the Federal Opposition… Read More ›

• Channel 9 Locks In Donald Trump To Host The Roast Of Kevin Rudd

  By theunozblog on 21/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Fresh of the success of their ”roast” of John Cleese which featured a who’s that of Australian comedy, Channel 9 has announced that their next roast victim will be former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. Not only that but the roast… Read More ›

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