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• Abbott Demands Albo Send The Army To The UK To Help Find The Princess

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott, has demanded that current Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, send the army over to the UK to help track down Princess Kate. ”A strong monarchy makes a strong Australia,” said Mr Rabbit. ”Albo needs… Read More ›

• Indooroopilly Macca’s Playground To Host Olympic Opening Ceremony

  By theunozblog on 19/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Queensland Government (for now) has announced that the 2032 Olympic opening ceremony will be held at the Indooroopily Macca’s outdoor playground. The news comes after the billion dollar plan to rebuild the Gabba has been scrapped. ”The 2032 Brisbane… Read More ›

• World Health Organisation Warns That Consumption Of Kale Leads To Arrogance

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2024

  

  The World Health Organisation (WHO) has released a new report today warning that consumption of the ‘super-food’ kale over a period of time can lead consumers to have heightened levels of arrogance. The study was conducted in several cafes in… Read More ›

• Health Officials To Ban Fairy Bread And Replace It With Mung Beans

  By theunozblog on 11/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian health officials are reportedly set to ban a childhood favourite, fairy bread, in schools and day care centres and replace it with mung beans. The move is designed to get children away from sugar and used to a life that… Read More ›

• Barnaby: ”Happy International Women’s Day, I’m Rooting For Ya!”

  By theunozblog on 08/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has issued a press release today wishing the women of Australia a happy international women’s day and reminded them that he is rooting for ’em. ”No one can ever accuse Barnaby… Read More ›

• Dutton Asks For Parliament To Be Delayed As Gina Needs Her Cat Fed

  By theunozblog on 07/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has written to the Prime Minister to ask that the next sitting of parliament be delayed, as Gina Rinehart needs her cat fed. ”The Prime Minister should do the right thing and delay parliament… Read More ›

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