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• Channel 7 To Hold A Telethon For Survivors Of Defamation Lawsuits

  By theunozblog on 01/12/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 7 has today announced that they will be ditching the kids hospital telethon in favour of a more worthy cause, male survivors of defamation lawsuits. ”What sort of World do we live in, when good wholesome chaps like Bruce… Read More ›

• ”Jacinta Who?” Asks Confused Dutton

  By theunozblog on 30/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (LOL) Peter Dutton has said: ”Who?” When asked today about the whereabouts of his shadow Indigenous Affairs minister Jacinta Nampijimpa Price. ”I’m not sure who this Jacinta person is that you are asking about,” said the Opposition leader…. Read More ›

• Adultery Named AUS Dictionary’s Word Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 29/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The AUS Dictionary has today announced that the word adultery has been named it’s 2023 word of the year, narrowly pipping arsehole, a word commonly used to describe real estate agents. ”It was quite a tough year this year but… Read More ›

• Coalition Demands The Trading Of Kidneys So The Young Can Afford Houses

  By theunozblog on 28/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition has demanded that the Albanese Government immediately change the law to allow those under the age of 40 to be able to sell their kidneys in order to get into the housing market. ”What sort of society does… Read More ›

• Gina Rinehart Books The Federal Court For Her Families Christmas Lunch

  By theunozblog on 27/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s favourite billionaire, according to low rating news channel Sky News Australia, Gina Rinehart, has booked the Federal court for her families Christmas lunch. ”The Federal court is a wonderful place to hold an event,” said a friend of the… Read More ›

• Bored Barnaby Takes Up A Hobby: Conspiracy Theories

  By theunozblog on 24/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Recently married root rat, bored Barnaby Joyce, has taken up a new hobby, investigating conspiracy theories. ”I was sitting at home last Friday night, bored out of my brain, when I decided to look at one of the many millions… Read More ›

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