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• Drinking Alone Defended As End-Of-Week Drinks By Bloke Working From Home

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Western Sydney IT worker, Ray Walker, has defended spending his afternoon knocking back Bacardi Breezers alone at his desk by declaring that he’s celebrating end-of-week drinks. ”Look, everyone has a few drinks on Friday. The bloke from Uber Eats was… Read More ›

• Dutton Too Busy ‘Washing His Hair’ To Make It To The Garma Festival

  By theunozblog on 03/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has told reporters that he already has plans this weekend to wash his hair, so will be unable to make it to the Garma festival, after being invited by the Prime Minister Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Dutton Of His Plan For Robodebt 2 Electric Boogaloo

  By theunozblog on 02/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Under fire former Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, has called current Opposition leader Peter Dutton to tell him of his plan of how they can win back Government with the signature policy, Robodebt 2 electric boogaloo. ”Scotty is very excited about… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Launches New Catch Phrase: ”Don’t Blame Me, I Didn’t Do It!”

  By theunozblog on 01/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Scotty from marketing, has taken to the socials to launch his new catch phrase: ”Don’t blame me, I didn’t do it.” ”People have a lot of expectations on a former Prime Minister,” said Scotty… Read More ›

• Dude Who Just Watched Forged In Fire Declares That His Steak Knife Will Keel

  By theunozblog on 28/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  35 year-old Hobart man, Richard Monks, has heartily tucked into his evening steak, stabbing the porterhouse with his knife and declaring to his family that the knife will keel. ”Every time he watches Forged In Fire he thinks he’s that… Read More ›

• Dutton Pulls A ScoMo And Buggers Off Overseas To Avoid Questioning

  By theunozblog on 27/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has followed his predecessors lead and buggered off overseas to avoid questioning over dodgy contract processes he was involved in as head of home affairs whilst in Government. ”Peter Dutton does take stock in… Read More ›

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