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• Sky News Australia Declares Dutton Will Win The Next 15 Elections

  By theunozblog on 17/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating news and opinion channel Sky News Australia have declared off the back of the Fadden by-election that Opposition leader Peter Dutton will win the next 15 Federal elections and go on to be Australia’s most glorious leader. ”Albo… Read More ›

• Dutton Demands ScoMo Be Appointed Governor Of The Reserve Bank

  By theunozblog on 14/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has called upon the Albanese Government to appoint former Minister for everything, everywhere, all at once, Scott Morrison, as Governor of the Reserve Bank. ”I don’t want to see some qualified public servant or… Read More ›

• Lib’s Tipped To replace Dutton With A Pot Plant Should He Lose Fadden

  By theunozblog on 11/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal party has put word out that should their leader Peter Dutton lose the upcoming Fadden by-election, then they will replace him with a pot plant. ”Dutts knows that he needs to pull something out of the bag,” said… Read More ›

• Dutton Demands Indigenous Australians Apologise For Rising Mortgage Costs

  By theunozblog on 06/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has demanded that Indigenous Australians apologise to the Nation’s mortgage holders over the rise in interest rates seen over the last year. ”Before we started talking about the Voice interest rates were low and… Read More ›

• Hanson Proud To Have Used Only 15 Racial Slurs In Her Anti-Voice Essay

  By theunozblog on 05/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s leading racist, Pauline Hanson, has spoken to colleagues of how proud she was to have completed her anti-voice essay and only used 15 different racial slurs. ”Pauline was very proud to have used only 15 different racial slurs in… Read More ›

• Hanson To Crayon Essay Extolling A No Vote On The Voice

  By theunozblog on 04/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Irrelevant Senator Pauline Hanson has promised the World that she will mail her essay against an Indigenous Voice to parliament to every Australian, just as soon as she gets a new pack of crayons. ”The people of Australia will have… Read More ›

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