The amount of statistics in Australia has grown by nearly a sixth in the last five years according to the figures from the 2016 Census released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics. “Although there has been a slight decline… Read More ›
2016
Bette White Removed From Protective Custody And Released Back Into The Wild
The last remaining Golden Girl Bette White has been released back into the wild after being placed in protective custody towards the end of 2016 to ensure her species survival. Speaking to The (un)Australian Hollywood’s head Zoo Keeper, Cage… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
A year like 2016 produces many contenders for “Person of the Year”, far too many with quality defamation lawyers to list. Below are some of the stronger contenders, followed by the indisputable winner. *Please note Bill Shorten was not shortlisted for the award… Read More ›
Harold Holt Spotted Swimming Off Cronulla Beach
Surf lifesaver’s from the Cronulla Surf Club have confirmed that a lone swimmer seen backstroking a kilometre off the beach is former Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt. “He’s got a couple of bluebottle stings and his skin has gone all… Read More ›
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