Yes has been ruled ineligible to win the SSM postal vote after admitting that it is a citizen of several other languages. “Yes has not taken any steps to denounce its citizenship of the French language where it is known… Read More ›
ABS
ABS Confirms Postal Survey Votes Not Valid Unless Posted On Social Media
The Australian Bureau of Statistics has confirmed today that votes in the marriage equality postal survey will not be counted unless they have been posted on social media prior to being returned. “There is no point holding this vote unless… Read More ›
Confused Millennials Gather Around Post Box Not Sure How To Post SSM Survey
Hundreds of thousands of baffled young people are currently standing around little red post boxes all over Australia not sure how to post the letter containing their SSM survey. “There’s a slot on the front of it that must be… Read More ›
Census Reveals 14% Growth In Number Of Statistics
The amount of statistics in Australia has grown by nearly a sixth in the last five years according to the figures from the 2016 Census released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics. “Although there has been a slight decline… Read More ›
Census Fail Leaves Australia With No Clue Of Jedi Population
The Australian Bureau of Statistics has admitted that the debacle over the 2016 Census has left frustrated infrastructure planners with no idea how many Jedi Knights there are in the country. “Census data is vital in determining how the nation’s… Read More ›
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