Officials from Britain and India have strenuously denied that Malcolm Roberts was ever a citizen amid claims that both nations have been furiously burning old citizenship records. “We do have some standards old chap,” commented UK Home Office representative Sir… Read More ›
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QLD To Celebrate State Of Origin Win By Opening A Commemorative Coal Mine
A jubilant Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk has announced her Government will celebrate the state’s State of Origin win by opening a commemorative coal mine in the team’s honour. Speaking to The (un)Australian ,the Premier explained: “What a win for the… Read More ›
Queensland Accidentally Gives Indian Mynahs $300M After Clerical Error
A small spelling mistake on a contract has led the Queensland government to award more than $300 million to its population of Indian Mynah birds rather than to Indian miner Adani. “I turn off Spellcheck whenever I use my computer… Read More ›
Turnbull Looking Forward To Mowing George Christensen’s Lawn Over Christmas
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to the Parliamentary Christmas break where he will spend time with his family in Sydney and will also travel to far north Queensland to mow his good friend George Christensen’s lawn. Speaking… Read More ›