An AFL club (take no notice of the picture) has gone to the AFL Commission to complain that they were not offered a higher draft pick as compensation for discarding a pair of used footy socks as part of their… Read More ›
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Refugee Crisis: Australia Must Give Priority To Those Most At Risk – NRL Fans
The Australian government will today announce a one-off intake of refugees from war-torn Syria and it is expected to prioritise those most at risk, National Rugby League (NRL) fans. A government official spoke to The (un)Australian about the decision to prioritise… Read More ›
Freo’s Nat Fyfe Still Eligible For Brownlow After Double Murder
Fremantle onballer Nat Fyfe has once again escaped sanction after the AFL Match Review Panel deemed his on field actions during Sunday’s match against North Melbourne did not warrant penalty. Fyfe butchered two Kangaroos defenders during the 3rd quarter of… Read More ›
Danks For The Memories: James Hird’s Career Remembered
Yesterday saw the end of the legal profession’s favourite AFL coach, James Hird. At a press conference, Hird announced that he had reached an agreement with the Essendon Football Club board that the best course of action for the club… Read More ›
AFL To Introduce Special ‘Booing Indigenous Players Round’
Noting the popularity of the spontaneous booing that Adam Goodes has received every time he touches the ball, the AFL has made the response official by announcing that round 13 next season will be named “Booing Indigenous Players Round”. “We’ve got… Read More ›
FFA Blames AFL For Frank Lowy’s Fall
The governing body of ‘the beautiful game’ in Australia, soccer’s Football Federation of Australia (FFA), has slammed the Australian Football League (AFL) over it’s involvement in FFA chairperson Frank Lowy’s fall at this year’s A-League Grand Final. Lowy, the 84 year-old head of… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 