Radio shock jock Alan Jones, who once called for former Prime Minister Julia Gillard to be “put in a chaff bag and thrown out to sea”, will act as a mentor to all ABC journalists, the station has announced. The… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Miffed By Greens Leadership Snub
Former Wallabies coach, Andre Rieu accompanist, radio broadcaster and newly minted anti-coal seam gas opponent, Alan Jones has told colleagues that he is quite miffed and annoyed that he was not tapped on the shoulder to take over the leadership… Read More ›
Alan Jones Presents Prime Minister With ‘To Do’ List
Former rugby coach, radio broadcaster and burlap sack spokesperson Alan Jones has today presented Prime minister Tony Abbott with a ‘To Do list’ for him to act on in order to keep Mr Jones and his listeners happy. In an… Read More ›
Australian Government Lists Roy Morgan Research As A Terror Group
The Australian government has today listed Roy Morgan Research and a number of other polling agencies as terror organisations. The government warning citizens not to access their polls as they promote divisiveness and fear, particularly among government backbenchers. A government… Read More ›
Listeners Stunned To Learn John Laws Is Still Alive
Radio broadcaster and motor oil salesman John “Golden Tonsils” Laws has stunned the nation as it’s been revealed that he is still alive and on radio. Laws made headlines after an interview on Friday with Australia’s newest candidate for… Read More ›
Queensland Votes 2015: The (un) Australian Endorses………….
Editorial The chance to determine the government of the great state of Queensland comes only once every four years. It is crucial that, when voters are presented with this determination that they do so with a view to ensure a… Read More ›
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