The (un)Australian has been leaked a copy of the Queen’s Birthday honours list that is due to be announced over the weekend. See below who will be honoured. Andrew Bolt – For services to racism. Tony Abbott – For service to… Read More ›
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Sydney Wakes Up For The First Time In 35 Years Without A Shrill Noise Droning Through The Air
Sydney siders have woken up this morning for the first time in 35 years to relative silence, no longer having to endure a shrill rant like noise droning through the city. ”Mate, how good is it to be up and… Read More ›
Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Mourn Alan Jones’ Retirement
Australia’s defamation lawyers have all paused today for a minutes silence to pay tribute to retiring shock jock Alan Jones. ”It’s a very sad day for the defamation industry in Australia with the loss of the Alan Jones radio show,”… Read More ›
Alan Jones Asks The Nation’s Ladies To Put Out Their Tea Towels In Honour Of His Retirement
Retiring shock jock Alan Jones has called upon Australia’s women to take a moment out of their usual day of housework to put out their tea towels in honour of his retirement. “I think you will find that no one… Read More ›
Alan Jones Calls For Women To Have To Run Their Tweets By A Man Prior To Sending
Australia’s chief employer of defamation lawyers, Alan Jones has called for laws to be changed so that women are made to run their tweets past a male for approval, prior to posting them. “Women are emotional creatures, and they need… Read More ›
Book Excerpt: A Bigger Picture – An Autobiography By Malcolm Turnbull
Barnaby And The Bonk Ban My time as Prime Minister saw me saddled with Barnaby Joyce, the leader of the Nationals as my deputy Prime Minister. Of course, the divine and somewhat sublime Julie Bishop was my party’s deputy, however… Read More ›
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