Former minister for health/Industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has spoken of his sadness that he was unable to get to London to take a selfie with the Queen’s coffin. ”Scott was very sad that he was no longer… Read More ›
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Coalition Says No To ICAC As The Price Of Lettuce Is Too High
The Dark Lord led Coalition has come out strongly against a proposed Federal ICAC due to the high price of lettuce. ”It’s all well and good for Mr Albanese to come out and want to set up this and that… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Calls On The World To Embrace Prince Andrew
Australia’s leading unconvicted Catholic, George Pell, has appeared on niche news station Sky News Australia to appeal to the World to reach out and embrace embattled Royal, Prince Andrew. ”I know what it is like to be shunned by the… Read More ›
Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn that politics is in fact a popularity contest. The news came with the arrival of the latest News Poll with the Opposition leader languishing behind the PM Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›
Dutton Appalled That The Jobs Summit Won’t Consider Bringing Back Slavery
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called into the Coalition’s favourite radio propaganda channel 2GB to bemoan the Government’s job summits refusal to consider slavery as a viable option. ”Is Mr Albanese serious about jobs or what? Asked… Read More ›
Barnaby To Spend The Day Discussing Jobs Particularly Head And Blow At Today’s Summit
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›
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