Jeff Bezos, the multi-billionaire owner of online ordering behemoth Amazon, has thanked the Australian Government for including income tax cuts in their 2020 budget. ”Great Government you have down there in Australia,” said Mr Bezos. ”Those income tax cuts will… Read More ›
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The UnOz’s Budget Winners And Losers
Winners The minority of Australians who still have a job and are therefore able to pay their taxes, will now be paying less tax. Pensioners – just kidding. Universities – psych! Pensioners, no joke, will be getting two extra one-off… Read More ›
Budget Turmoil After Cormann Revealed To Have Been The One To Crunch The Numbers
The Australian Government is in turmoil today as it learned that the budget, due to be released tomorrow was in fact calculated by noted ‘numbers man’ Finance Minister Mathias Cormann. ”This is an absolute disaster, who knows how far out… Read More ›
Australians Ecstatic For Abbott To Head Overseas As Long As It’s On A One-Way Ticket
With news breaking that former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been granted leave to travel to Britain to take on his new role as the UK’s trade ambassador, the majority of Australians have reported that they’re non-fussed by the… Read More ›
ScoMo Announces That Parliament Will No Longer Sit On Rainy Days
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that, in solidarity with the nation’s tradies, parliament will no longer sit on days with inclement weather. ”We’re all in this together, so I have made the decision that if it’s a… Read More ›
“Zoom? What’s Zoom?” Says Bloke Who Cancelled Parliament
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reacted with befuddlement when asked if parliament could be run via Zoom. After spending two weekends watching footy and sinking beers, Morrison announced that they would suspend Parliament due to the threat of coronavirus. Whilst… Read More ›