The Fixated Persons Unit has announced that they will be investigating niche news network Sky News Australia over the stations ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle. ”We understand that Meghan is in the public eye so news stories about her are… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt
Bolt Pledges To Never Get Out Of Bed To Avoid Being Woke
Low rating Sky News TV host Andrew Bolt has pledged that he will no longer leave his bed so as to avoid being woke. ”I call upon my fellow conservative soldiers to join me in a sleep in against wokeness,”… Read More ›
Domestic Violence Perpetrators Name Andrew Bolt Their Man Of The Year
Australia’s Domestic Violence Perpetrators have this week gathered and decided to name Sky News host Andrew Bolt their man of the year. The award comes after Bolt went out of his way to platform and defend convicted wife beater Avi… Read More ›
News Corp Signs Cardinal Pell As Columnist With Hope That He’ll Touch The Youth Of Australia
News Corp Australia has signed Cardinal Pell as their new columnist in the hope that the Cardinal can reach out and touch the youth of the Nation. ”As the audience ages News Corp need to reach a younger demographic,” said… Read More ›
Sky News To Run A Telethon To Raise Funds For Cardinal Pell
Niche news network Sky News Australia has announced plans to hold a telethon to raise funds for Cardinal Pell’s upcoming legal battles. They’ve asked their viewers, all 6 of them, to please give generously. ”The Cardinal has touched so many,”… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Attacks Albo For Not Acting On Row V Wade Sooner
Niche news network Sky News Australia has dedicated the weekend to attacking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese over his failure to take any action over the US Supreme court’s ruling on Roe V Wade. ”What is Albo actually doing?” Asked low… Read More ›