Recently married root rat, bored Barnaby Joyce, has taken up a new hobby, investigating conspiracy theories. ”I was sitting at home last Friday night, bored out of my brain, when I decided to look at one of the many millions… Read More ›
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Opinion: Covid-19 Threatens Our Wet Dreams
The other night I woke from a nightmare. In the nightmare I was home with Vicki and the kids, I turned to Vicki and told her that I was just going up to the pub for a nightcap. Vicki smiled… Read More ›
Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor
Full-time podcasters and part-time politicians Barnaby Joyce and Matt Canavan fresh off launching their new podcast, Weatherboard and Iron have excitedly announced they have their first sponsor, online dating site Ashley Madison. “No one gets into podcasting for the cash, let’s… Read More ›
Ashley Madison Hackers Probably Just Need To Get Laid
The affair matchmaking website Ashley Madison has been attacked by hackers this week in what has been deemed by IT analysts as, “a clear cut case of some nerds who really need to get laid.” The website provides a platform… Read More ›
Opinion: As A Faithfully Married Man, We Should Give The Ashley Madison Hackers Exactly What They Want, No Questions Asked
Yesterday it was revealed that large caches of data had been stolen from Avid Life Media, parent company of online cheating site AshleyMadison.com. The hackers, who refer to themselves as the “Impact Team”, have threatened to release the data unless… Read More ›
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