One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle to take the Queensland Government to court over their decisions to close the borders. “How dare the… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Says Cook A Curry Not A Stir Fry For Your Country
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has called on Australians to get together and cook a curry (not a stir fry) for the country, in a move deemed by foreign affairs pundits as a slight on China. “Times are tough… Read More ›
Hanson Follows Trump’s Advice And Starts Taking Hydro Electric Power
Pauline Hanson has issued a statement in support of American President Donald Trump, who today reveled that he was taking the anti-malaria drug hydroxycholorquine to prevent contracting the dreaded Covid-19 virus. “President Trump is a great man and someone we… Read More ›
Christensen Calls For A Ban On Chinese Born Sex Workers
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has called for a ban on Chinese born sex workers working in Australia in response to the current diplomatic spat between the two countries. ”If China is going to go after our meat… Read More ›
China Answers PM’s Text With “New Phone Who Dis?”
A relieved Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed the recent trade disputes between Australia and China is a simple misunderstanding after China answered Australia’s text with, “New phone who dis?” “I do admit I was a bit worried when… Read More ›
Barnaby Very Keen For The Queensland Government’s Plan To Buy A Virgin
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›