Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has called on Australians to get together and cook a curry (not a stir fry) for the country, in a move deemed by foreign affairs pundits as a slight on China.
“Times are tough – you don’t need to tell me that,” said Prime Minister ScoMo. ”So, I call on my fellow Australians to get your family and friends (well at least ten of them) together for a curry.”
”Yes, knocking up a stir fry is a lot easier than a curry, but a curry is far better than a stir fry for our country.”
When asked if promoting curries over stir fry was a reflection of the Government’s cooling relationship with China, the Prime Minister said: ”What?! No! I love Chinese food! It’s right up there with Engadine Maccas as one my favourite post footy snacks.”
”Just at the moment, I think it’s in Australia’s best interests to have a curry.”
”In fact, I’m so enthused to cook up a curry, I’m inviting ten of my Cabinet over for a nice potato curry. I hope Dutton joins us.””
Mark Williamson
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