Scott Morrison’s Liberal Government has held an emergency meeting overnight to change the constitution of the party to ensure that no sitting Craig Kelly is ever unseated in a pre-selection battle. “We’ve listened to the people and by people I… Read More ›
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Morrison Government Fails To Win An AACTA Acting Award For Its Performance As A Government
The Morrison Government has left the AACTA awards empty handed after their attempt to act like a Government was labelled weak and unconvincing by critics. “The AACTA awards are all about acting and the craft and we have seen none… Read More ›
Craig Kelly To Switch Jobs With Wayne Bennett And Coach the Broncos
In an effort to quell the furor over the pre-selection of conservative firebrand Craig Kelly for the upcoming election, Primer Minister Scott Morrison has done a deal that will land Kelly at the Broncos and Bennett as the Liberal candidate… Read More ›
Liberal Party Reaches Out To Dick Smith To Run For Them As They Believe Parliament Needs More Dicks
Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has reached out to former Australian of the year recipient Dick Smith in an effort to convince him to run for them as a candidate. With the party under the belief that parliament is in the… Read More ›
Government Concedes That Something Needs To Be Done About Banks
The Morrison Government has finally conceded that strong action needs to be taken against the Banks. Following the member for Chisholm, Julia Banks’ defection from the Liberal party. “We’ve cut Banks a lot of slack,” said former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Accuses Victorian Voters Of Bias Against The Conservative Right
Tasmanian Senator and the Morrison Government’s closest link to the Third Reich Eric Abetz has launched a scathing attack on the voters of Victoria accusing them of showing bias against the right. “What we saw on the weekend in Victoria… Read More ›