Liberal Party Reaches Out To Dick Smith To Run For Them As They Believe Parliament Needs More Dicks

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Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has reached out to former Australian of the year recipient Dick Smith in an effort to convince him to run for them as a candidate. With the party under the belief that parliament is in the midst of a shortage of dicks.

“We have extended an invitation to Dick Smith as we believe he is a fair dinkum Aussie having a go,” said Prime Minister Morrison. “We reward people who have a go and are fair dinkum especially if they are a dick.”

When asked if the party should be looking to recruit women rather than more middle aged white men Prime Minister Morrison replied: “The Liberal party is a party of merit we don’t see race, sex or religion we simply seek to recruit the best dicks we can to run the country.”

“It’s always a bonus as well if those dicks happen to be rich and white.”

Mark Williamson 

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