One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has called upon the Turnbull government to hold a Royal Commission into how Australians use their toilets. It follows reports that the Australian Tax Office has recently installed squat toilets for its employees. Speaking to The (un)Australian,… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Self Immolates The Last Of His Humanity
Peter Dutton has set fire to the last remaining shred of his humanity in an effort to convince asylum seekers that it is pointless to look at him for empathy over their treatment in offshore detention centres. “Fortunately I only… Read More ›
Abbott Films Four Corners Special To Show He’s Not Undermining Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and self-avowed anti-sniper Tony Abbott has filmed a special feature for ABC TV’s 4 Corners program to show the world that he isn’t undermining his replacement, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Abbott said: “Look I… Read More ›
‘Malcolm Has Let The World Down,’ Insists ‘Disappointed’ Rudd
Insisting he was “more disappointed than angry”, Kevin Rudd has spoken exclusively to The (un)Australian about Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s decision not to support his run for United Nations secretary general, insisting the Prime Minister risked “robbing the world of… Read More ›
Bill Leak Appalled His Cartoons Are Drawn In Black Ink
Australian cartoonist and future star of the ABC’s Media Watch program Bill Leak has expressed anger and dismay that his newspaper cartoons are only ever printed in black ink. A spokesperson for the cartoonist told The (un)Australian: “Bill’s not inkest, he just feels that… Read More ›
Police Lure Protesting Greyhound Owners Away From Parliament House With Mechanical Mike Baird
Police have diffused a rowdy protest against the banning of greyhound racing by luring the angry crowd away from the NSW parliament with a mechanical lookalike of Premier Mike Baird. “We were concerned for the safety of the Premier when… Read More ›