The Federal member for Sturt, Leader of the House, Minister for Education and all around happy chappy Christopher Pyne has today taken his bat and ball and gone home after a friendly game of cricket with his fellow politicians… Read More ›
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Abbott Wants A Balanced Budget in Five Years And Also A Unicorn
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today told colleagues of his desire to balance the budget within five years and also that he wants a unicorn for Christmas. The bizarre request came at a cabinet meeting in which the Prime Minister opened proceedings… Read More ›
Clive Palmer Reeling After Losing Another Dinosaur, Vows To Hold Wang Tight
Mining magnate, politician and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer has been dealt a second traumatic blow in as many weeks with the news that he has lost another dinosaur. Last week Mr Palmer’s beloved dinosaur statue Jeff was… Read More ›
Mark Latham Appointed New Host Of ‘At The Movies’
Former aspiring Prime Minister and only client the taxi industry has ever referred to competing driver service Uber, Mark Latham, has today been announced as the new host of ABC1’s At the Movies. The show had previously been hosted by stalwart film… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Radicalised By ISIS Propaganda
Prime Minister Tony Abbott in a statement to parliament today revealed he had been radicalised by ISIS propaganda. Mr Abbott told the house he had been searching death cult websites in an effort to design a counter propaganda program when… Read More ›
Prime Minister Promises South Australia $20bn Flag Contract
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has blindsided the opposition with a bold plan to buy all government flags from South Australian firms. The ACTU has yet to formally respond to the move due to today’s anti-Abbott rallies and The (un) Australian… Read More ›
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