Lateline presenter and occasional guardian of democracy Tony Jones has been appointed by United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon to mediate peace talks between the Islamic State of Iraq and the Lavant. The appointment comes in recognition of Jones’… Read More ›
Treasurer Joe Hockey has today refused to blame the billion dollar budget blow out on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or indeed the boogie. When The (un) Australian questioned whether the embattled Treasurer was, instead of defending the… Read More ›
Politician, minister and prominent tweeter Fred Nile spent the day yesterday in Sydney taking “selfies” at Martin Place in the hope it would help end the hostage situation. Whilst most leaders and respectable human beings stayed out of the CBD… Read More ›
Former Guantanamo Bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has been tortured in Sydney overnight. Mr Hicks was at an end of year function catching up with old friends such as Attorney General George Brandis after which he decided to… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop has inadvertently entered Australia into a binding emissions trading agreement after accidentally texting an affirmative emoji. Bishop, who is attending the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Lima, was asked by US Secretary… Read More ›
Former Opposition Leader and amateur taxi driver wrestling enthusiast Mark Latham has been named the greatest prime minister Australia never had. The award was bestowed upon Latham by the Liberal party. A party spokesperson told The (un) Australian, “Latham would have been… Read More ›
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